Goin' through a phase, love the Happy Days.
Star Trek tonight, feelin' alright.
Gonna watch The Flash, forget about M*A*S*H
Catch the local news, shake off the blues.
Gotta make it right, where's Nick at Nite?
Tell another joke, before Gunsmoke.
No I'm not a zero, watchin' Hogan's Heroes.
Shut off the phone, now I'm in the Twilight Zone.
Along for the ride, just like Ironside.
Love Boat or CHiPs? Man it's a real trip.
Sneak in Mr. Ed, right before bed.
Eatin' Cap'n Crunch, with the Brady Bunch.
If you got a fever man, Leave It To Beaver.
Don't watch Bonanza, put on Tony Danza.
Mary Tyler Moore, I thought I saw her at the store.
Book 'em Danno, on Hawaii Five-O.
Don't throw a fit, when I switch to Gidget.
I always crack a smile, here on Gilligan's Isle.
Who's the lucky fellow, with Annette Funicello?
Chillin' in my flannel, while I watch The Surf Channel.
Lassie fetch my slippers, it's almost time for Flipper.
That's what we do in our spare time.
When we're not out surfin' the Pipeline.
That's what we do with all our days.
When we're not out surfin' on the waves.